The life and stylings of me

I was totin' my shotgun down through the dusty Mojave desert,
When along came a swordsman with an amulet an' daedra-inscribed shield.
"If you're goin' to San Andreas, Berk, with me you can walk."
And so I stepped in line next to him and then I looked off into the sunset.
He asked me if I'd seen a road with so much dust and sand.
And I said, "Listen, I've traveled every road in this here PCLand!"

I've been everywhere, man.
I've been everywhere, man.
Crossed the pixels bare, man.
I've breathed the supercooled air, man.
Of travel I've had my share, man.
I've been everywhere.

I've been to:
New Reno, New Vegas, Down by Texas, Anvil,
Bravil, Leyawiin, Bonnie Springs, Goodsprings,
San Andreas, Los Angeles, Panama, Ho Chi Minh,
Guadalcanal, Bree, Staddle, Michael Delving,
Little Delving, Thorin's Gate, the Barrow Downs, Zeitkind,
Lavagiant, Facing Worlds, and Suno, I'm a killer.

I've been everywhere, man.
I've been everywhere, man.
Crossed the pixels bare, man.
I've breathed the supercooled air, man.
Of travel I've had my share, man.
I've been everywhere.

I've been to:
Megaton, Hobbiton, Breton, Antalus
Washington, Industrial Section, King's Hall, Arcana
Pell's Gate, Baldur's Gate, Sewer Grate, Air Temple
Raven Rock, Black Rock, Shardrock, Spirit Temple
CTF-Crane, CTF-Train, Jocksville, Lake of Fire
Lake of Souls, Lake of Demons, Lake of Gore, good heavens Al Gore.

I've been everywhere, man.
I've been everywhere, man.
Crossed the pixels bare, man.
I've breathed the supercooled air, man.
Of travel I've had my share, man.
I've been everywhere.

I've been to:
DE_Dust, DE_Dust2,DE_Dust3,DE_Prom,
DE_Dust4ever, DE_Dust69er, DE_Dust20000, DE_trom,
Redwater Slough, Red Ruby Cave, Redguard Valley Cave, Narfinsel,
Neverwinter, Hilltop, Mountaintop, Vindasel,
Thristletown, Tinseltown, Weatherleah, Maelstrom
Dalaran, Gadgetzan, oh boy I miss Grom.

I've been everywhere, man.
I've been everywhere, man.
Crossed the pixels bare, man.
I've breathed the supercooled air, man.
Of travel I've had my share, man.
I've been everywhere.

I've been to:
Dunharrow, Underharrow, Upbourn, Downtown,
Corrugation, Desolation, Perdition,Ten Towns,
Oceanic, Ironic, Las Venturas, Gimp's Screwed-Up Dungeon
Blankenmarch, The Devil's Arch, Bowser's Fetid Dungeon,
Derelic City, Imperial City, Shattrath City, Silvermoon City,
Liberty City, Viridian City, SimCity, what a pity.

I've been everywhere, man.
I've been everywhere, man.
Worn down my fingers bare, man.
I've lost the ultimate save, man.
Of gaming I've had my share, man.
I've been everywhere.

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